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Posted on 10 March 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

ONE PHONE TO RULE THEM ALL. ONE PHONE TO FIND THEM. ONE PHONE TO BRING THEM ALL AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM. IN THE LAND OF MORDOR WHERE THE SHADOWS LIE.

Basketball

Posted on 7 March 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

Helium in a football would just confuse people, especially if Tom Brady was playing.

Non-video Participants

Non-video Participants

Posted on 11 February 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

The non-video participants outnumber us a thousand to one. They are an urgent national security issue.

Groundhog Day

Posted on 2 February 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

Meteorologists have attempted to clone Punxsutawney Phil to be more certain whether it will be winter or spring, but so far they have been unable to do so.

Gullible

Posted on 26 January 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

The game "Made You Look" just got a bit more interesting.

The Coronavirus and COVID

The Coronavirus and COVID

Posted on 22 January 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

SOON: "I'm so fed up with the 2019 Novel Coronavirus." "Oh, stop trying to sound smarter than everyone else.. Just call it SARS-COV-2 like a normal person!"

Trump Is Finally Gone

Trump Is Finally Gone

Posted on 20 January 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

At long last, the Trump Era is finally over. //FUTURE UPDATE: Or, uh, so we thought. Whoops.

Jingle bells, HG Wells

Jingle bells, HG Wells

Posted on 25 December 20204 October 2026 by Jamie

"Running through the hills/Of the British countryside/Evading scary martians/Which-" PEW PEW PEW! "Okay, gotta go."

Roku’s Basilisk

Roku’s Basilisk

Posted on 22 December 20204 October 2026 by Jamie

It will steal your data regardless.

The Great Conjunction

The Great Conjunction

Posted on 21 December 20204 October 2026 by Jamie

More notable combinations: Donald Trump and Joe Biden, Greta Thunberg and the CEO of Exxon, and the UrSkeks in the movie and the UrSkeks as depicted anywhere else.

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