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Waffles against Elon – part 11

Waffles against Elon – part 11

Posted on 9 August 20234 October 2026 by Jamie

The ability to destroy a planet, or even a whole system, is insignificant next to the power of the Waffle House.

Waffles against Elon – part 10

Waffles against Elon – part 10

Posted on 8 August 20234 October 2026 by Jamie

Yes, I know that the robots assembling into bigger robots is from Voltron and not Transformers, but "Wafflemus Prime" sounds so much better than "Waffletron". Forgive me, fans.

Waffles against Elon – part 9

Waffles against Elon – part 9

Posted on 7 August 20234 October 2026 by Jamie

Bless us o Lord for these thy gifts that we are about to recieve from thy bounty of Waffle House. Amen.

Waffles against Elon – part 8

Waffles against Elon – part 8

Posted on 6 August 20234 October 2026 by Jamie

🎶 But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game 🎶

Waffles against Elon – part 7

Waffles against Elon – part 7

Posted on 5 August 20234 October 2026 by Jamie

The Laptop of Destiny isn't in Satan's posession, so a flaming sword will suffice.

Waffles against Elon – part 6

Waffles against Elon – part 6

Posted on 4 August 20234 October 2026 by Jamie

He's a man of wealth and *taste*! Of course he wants to see “Oppenheimer”!

Waffles against Elon – part 5

Waffles against Elon – part 5

Posted on 3 August 20234 October 2026 by Jamie

The black thing on Satan's wrist is a fitbit. Gotta get those steps in, y'know?

Star Wars Day 2021

Star Wars Day 2021

Posted on 4 May 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

A reading from the gospel of Luke.

Jingle bells, HG Wells

Jingle bells, HG Wells

Posted on 25 December 20204 October 2026 by Jamie

"Running through the hills/Of the British countryside/Evading scary martians/Which-" PEW PEW PEW! "Okay, gotta go."

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