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The Night Before Krampus – page 6

The Night Before Krampus – page 6

Posted on 16 February 20254 October 2026 by Jamie

Most people, it turns out, are not dictators or war criminals.

The Night Before Krampus – page 5

The Night Before Krampus – page 5

Posted on 3 February 20254 October 2026 by Jamie

His company’s HIE (Homogeneity, Inequity, and Exclusion) initiatives were abolished in 2020, though he’s considering bringing them back.

The Night Before Krampus – page 4

The Night Before Krampus – page 4

Posted on 1 February 20254 October 2026 by Jamie

As a kid, he went by “Ulysses S. McAllister”, but nobody got the joke and he eventually gave up.

The Night Before Krampus – page 3

The Night Before Krampus – page 3

Posted on 7 January 20254 October 2026 by Jamie

Krampus was briefly considered for the role of Secretary of Education while Trump looked for someone less qualified.

The Night Before Krampus – page 2

The Night Before Krampus – page 2

Posted on 31 December 20244 October 2026 by Jamie

In German it's pronounced /ˈkʁampʊs/ ("krawm-puss"), and in English it's more like "cram-puss". I like the German version better. Happy linguistics!

The Night Before Krampus – page 1

The Night Before Krampus – page 1

Posted on 31 December 20244 October 2026 by Jamie

Certain readers may observe that the title is misleading, since Krampus will obviously appear this night. Cleverer readers will point out that since Krampusnacht is December 5, this comic should take place then and not December 24. Those are valid critiques that we're going to ignore.

Pride Month 2021

Pride Month 2021

Posted on 7 June 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

Happy Pride Month from Jamie Teleportation! — Happy Pride Month! Here at Jamie Teleportation, we accept people just the way they are.

Star Wars Day 2021

Star Wars Day 2021

Posted on 4 May 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

A reading from the gospel of Luke.

A good week

Posted on 22 April 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

The police should be trained as social workers rather than soldiers.

Groundhog Day

Posted on 2 February 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

Meteorologists have attempted to clone Punxsutawney Phil to be more certain whether it will be winter or spring, but so far they have been unable to do so.

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