Hi! This is the “about us” page of this webcomic, Jamie Teleportation.
That means it is supposed to tell you about us. But who is “us”, really? Who is narrating this about us page? It has to be multiple people, because it clearly says “about us”. Not “about me”, not “about you”, not “about y’all”, not “about the Laptop of Destiny”, about US. And “us” isn’t “us” as in “USA”, it’s “us” as in us. This page is about US. We have to be SOME group of people. So who?
Umm, well, we aren’t actually sure. We’re still trying to figure out what we mean by “us”. We’re at least pretty sure that whoever “us” is, they have something to do with this webcomic, right? I mean, this IS the webcomic’s “About Us” page. So Jamie Teleportation is involved somehow. Phew. At least we can narrow it down to that.
Since it has to do with a webcomic, that means it has something to do with the Internet. I mean, that’s where webcomics are. Are WE in the internet? Who are we? What is the internet? Why do we exist, and how do we know we exist, and how do we know who we are, and who knows who we are? AAAGH, so many questions…
Hang on-what were we talking about before we got confused wondering who we were? Didn’t it have something to do with a webcomic?
Oh, right. We were talking about the “About Us” page of this webcomic. Meaning we were going to tell you about us or about Jamie Teleportation or something. Is that what “About Us” pages do?
Hmm. It is. We should probably say something. Just a sec…
Unggggh…
Well, we’ve can’t seem to think of anything. Except the obvious fact that this is a webcomic, and “a webcomic of sanity and madness” at that. But that’s the tagline you see whenever you enter jamieteleportation.com, so whatever.
Speaking of which, have you ever wondered why this webcomic is called “Jamie Teleportation”? The answer is we have no idea. Our comics don’t really have much to do with teleportation. Maybe the cartoonist just felt like it or something. But we may never know.
Hmm. We should probably give more information about this webcomic. But what more is there to say? We’ve covered all the essentials (who we are, what this webcomic is about, and why it is called Jamie Teleportation) with appropriate ambiguity. We successfully know no more about this webcomic after reading the “About Us” page than we did before we read it.
So there you have it! That concludes the “About Us” page. If you have any questions…believe us, so do we.