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Non-political
For sensitive folks.

Post hoc, ergo propter hoc

Post hoc, ergo propter hoc

Posted on 17 December 20204 October 2026 by Jamie

::PR ANNOUNCEMENT FROM GRAND MOFF TARKIN:: Listen, just because Alderann exploded AFTER I zapped it with the Death Star doesn't mean it exploded BECAUSE I zapped it with the--Oh, look, a rebel fleet is attacking us.

Fourth Wall Revisited

Fourth Wall Revisited

Posted on 23 September 20204 October 2026 by Jamie

Those are strong hammers.

Automation

Posted on 17 September 20204 October 2026 by Jamie

Self-worsening climate change. Self-cluttering offices. The possibilities are ENDLESS.

Elementary School Emails

Elementary School Emails

Posted on 7 September 20204 October 2026 by Jamie

Based on a true story.

Row Your Boat

Posted on 6 September 20204 October 2026 by Jamie

Agent Smith's favorite nursery rhyme.

Back-To-School: 2020 edition

Back-To-School: 2020 edition

Posted on 1 September 20204 October 2026 by Jamie

2019: "Uh...the back-to-school industry took a hit?" 2020: "Yes..." 2019: "Nobody was going to school or something?" 2020: "Yes, and that is all because...?" 2019: "Because...the students went on strike??" 2020: "Keep guessing."

Wifi

Posted on 1 September 20204 October 2026 by Jamie

His school recently banned axes for this reason.

Retcon

Posted on 24 August 20204 October 2026 by Jamie

Aww, they got me. Don't you hate it when your characters become self-aware and start using it to their advantage?

Fear Itself

Posted on 24 August 20204 October 2026 by Jamie

I fear being afraid of being afraid of being afraid of being afraid of being afraid of being afraid of being afraid of being afraid of being afraid of being afraid of fear.

The Fourth Wall

The Fourth Wall

Posted on 21 August 20204 October 2026 by Jamie

I wonder what's on the other side of that wall...

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