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The Night Before Krampus – page 6

The Night Before Krampus – page 6

Posted on 16 February 20254 October 2026 by Jamie

Most people, it turns out, are not dictators or war criminals.

The Night Before Krampus – page 5

The Night Before Krampus – page 5

Posted on 3 February 20254 October 2026 by Jamie

His company’s HIE (Homogeneity, Inequity, and Exclusion) initiatives were abolished in 2020, though he’s considering bringing them back.

The Night Before Krampus – page 4

The Night Before Krampus – page 4

Posted on 1 February 20254 October 2026 by Jamie

As a kid, he went by “Ulysses S. McAllister”, but nobody got the joke and he eventually gave up.

The Night Before Krampus – page 3

The Night Before Krampus – page 3

Posted on 7 January 20254 October 2026 by Jamie

Krampus was briefly considered for the role of Secretary of Education while Trump looked for someone less qualified.

Jimmy Carter

Posted on 31 December 20244 October 2026 by Jamie

1924-2024

The Night Before Krampus – page 2

The Night Before Krampus – page 2

Posted on 31 December 20244 October 2026 by Jamie

In German it's pronounced /ˈkʁampʊs/ ("krawm-puss"), and in English it's more like "cram-puss". I like the German version better. Happy linguistics!

The Night Before Krampus – page 1

The Night Before Krampus – page 1

Posted on 31 December 20244 October 2026 by Jamie

Certain readers may observe that the title is misleading, since Krampus will obviously appear this night. Cleverer readers will point out that since Krampusnacht is December 5, this comic should take place then and not December 24. Those are valid critiques that we're going to ignore.

A Warning From The Future

A Warning From The Future

Posted on 16 August 20234 October 2026 by Jamie

🎶 I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow… 🎶

The Only Way

Posted on 12 August 20234 October 2026 by Jamie

…achieve net-zero carbon emissions by 2050…solve P=NP…upgrade the Antikythera mechanism…

…choose from this dropdown

…preserve the timeline
…complete my character arc
…unlock level 12
…avenge my father
…get accepted into an Ivy League school
…do my duty as an American citizen

Alien Invasion

Posted on 11 August 20234 October 2026 by Jamie

In the ensuing battle, the humans used concussion grenades to create a landslide, propelling J’Auk off the mountain and shattering his obsidian diadem. Gillian bounded down the stone slopes in pursuit of the alien king.

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