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The Night Before Krampus – page 1

The Night Before Krampus – page 1

Posted on 31 December 20248 February 2025 by Jamie

Certain readers may observe that the title is misleading, since Krampus will obviously appear this night. Cleverer readers will point out that since Krampusnacht is December 5, this comic should take place then and not December 24. Those are valid critiques that we're going to ignore.

Expectation vs Reality

Expectation vs Reality

Posted on 16 September 202315 February 2025 by Jamie

EXPECTATION: This expectation turns out to be wrong. REALITY: No, it’s ACTUALLY…wait.

Board Games Are Fun

Board Games Are Fun

Posted on 4 September 2023 by Jamie

“Snakes and Ladders” teaches us…um…something.

The Only Way

Posted on 12 August 202315 February 2025 by Jamie

…achieve net-zero carbon emissions by 2050…solve P=NP…upgrade the Antikythera mechanism…

…choose from this dropdown

…preserve the timeline
…complete my character arc
…unlock level 12
…avenge my father
…get accepted into an Ivy League school
…do my duty as an American citizen

Alien Invasion

Posted on 11 August 20231 August 2023 by Jamie

In the ensuing battle, the humans used concussion grenades to create a landslide, propelling J’Auk off the mountain and shattering his obsidian diadem. Gillian bounded down the stone slopes in pursuit of the alien king.

Waffles against Elon – part 10

Waffles against Elon – part 10

Posted on 8 August 20235 August 2023 by Jamie

Yes, I know that the robots assembling into bigger robots is from Voltron and not Transformers, but "Wafflemus Prime" sounds so much better than "Waffletron". Forgive me, fans.

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