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Star Wars Day 2021

Star Wars Day 2021

Posted on 4 May 202131 December 2024 by Jamie

A reading from the gospel of Luke.

The Second Check-In for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The Second Check-In for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Posted on 3 May 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

DISEASE: "Can we at least agree to drop the 'horsemen' part? I mean, who uses HORSES for transportation anymore?" DEATH: "Yeah, but then what would we be? 'The Four Dudes Of The Apocalypse'?!" WAR: "We should still ride SOMEthing. How about SUVs? We'd be 'The Four Drivers Of The Apocalypse'!" FAMINE: "Actually, I kinda like 'dudes'." DEATH: "What?! I wasn't actually suggesting that!" FAMINE: "It SOUNDED like you were." DEATH: "NO I WASN'T!!!" WAR: "He never suggested that. I did." DEATH: "THANK-wait, what? You didn't suggest that!" WAR: "Well, YOU didn't, so who did?" DISEASE: "ME!" FAMINE: "ME!" EVERYONE: "YAAAAAGH!" [situation devolves into frenzied screaming]

A good week

Posted on 22 April 202115 February 2025 by Jamie

The police should be trained as social workers rather than soldiers.

Cycle

Posted on 14 April 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

Let's go exploring!

Swipe

Posted on 10 March 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

ONE PHONE TO RULE THEM ALL. ONE PHONE TO FIND THEM. ONE PHONE TO BRING THEM ALL AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM. IN THE LAND OF MORDOR WHERE THE SHADOWS LIE.

Post-Apocalyptic Dystopia

Post-Apocalyptic Dystopia

Posted on 9 March 202115 February 2025 by Jamie

Of all possible post-apocalyptic dystopias, this one is probably the most boring.

Basketball

Posted on 7 March 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

Helium in a football would just confuse people, especially if Tom Brady was playing.

Non-video Participants

Non-video Participants

Posted on 11 February 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

The non-video participants outnumber us a thousand to one. They are an urgent national security issue.

Too much Star Wars

Too much Star Wars

Posted on 7 February 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

There is only one way: The way of the star wars fan.

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