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Month: May 2021

Crypto Mining

Posted on 31 May 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

"Wait, that's 'bitcoin cash'." "Oh, 'fool's bitcoin'."

Star Wars Day 2021

Star Wars Day 2021

Posted on 4 May 202131 December 2024 by Jamie

A reading from the gospel of Luke.

The Second Check-In for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The Second Check-In for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Posted on 3 May 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

DISEASE: "Can we at least agree to drop the 'horsemen' part? I mean, who uses HORSES for transportation anymore?" DEATH: "Yeah, but then what would we be? 'The Four Dudes Of The Apocalypse'?!" WAR: "We should still ride SOMEthing. How about SUVs? We'd be 'The Four Drivers Of The Apocalypse'!" FAMINE: "Actually, I kinda like 'dudes'." DEATH: "What?! I wasn't actually suggesting that!" FAMINE: "It SOUNDED like you were." DEATH: "NO I WASN'T!!!" WAR: "He never suggested that. I did." DEATH: "THANK-wait, what? You didn't suggest that!" WAR: "Well, YOU didn't, so who did?" DISEASE: "ME!" FAMINE: "ME!" EVERYONE: "YAAAAAGH!" [situation devolves into frenzied screaming]

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