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Depalletizing

Posted on 14 September 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

I suppose humans are technically just machines with an advanced depalletizing system, a very accurate object detection/obstacle avoidance program, two audio sensors that each contain an internal gyroscope, a speaker system that also is the port for a rechargeable battery, a state-of-the-arts locomotion system which uses a form of hydraulics to move 4 limbs, each with 5 degrees of freedom (minus the 5 smaller appendages), an energy storage system that stores any excess from the rechargeable battery (but the specifics of this and the battery vary from human to human), and more cool features. As a bonus, the hydraulics system improves the more it is used, and the audio sensor/gyroscope can detect atmospheric pressure!

Technological Incompetence

Technological Incompetence

Posted on 10 August 202120 January 2022 by Jamie

I suppose technological incompetence is a fact of life.

Connector Olympics

Connector Olympics

Posted on 9 August 202115 August 2023 by Jamie

Congratulations to the USB-C for defeating the sport’s reigning champion, the standard USB!

America’s most influential accomplishment

America’s most influential accomplishment

Posted on 4 July 20214 July 2021 by Jamie

People have debated whether July 4, 1776 was the TRUE founding of America. The New York Times's "1619 project" argues that it was truly 1619, the year the first slaves arrived in America, was the true founding of America. 1492, the year two worlds met for the first time, also seems like a promising candidate. However, all of these are incorrect. The TRUE founding of America was 80 million years ago, when North America split from Eurasia(however, this was not due to controversy about taxation).

Crypto Mining

Posted on 31 May 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

"Wait, that's 'bitcoin cash'." "Oh, 'fool's bitcoin'."

A good week

Posted on 22 April 202115 February 2025 by Jamie

The police should be trained as social workers rather than soldiers.

Roku’s Basilisk

Roku’s Basilisk

Posted on 22 December 202015 February 2025 by Jamie

It will steal your data regardless.

Santa vs Google

Santa vs Google

Posted on 21 December 202015 August 2023 by Jamie

They both have an airborne delivery system, but only Google's has been FAA approved. Advantage: Google

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