Category: OtherThe oddballs!
The oddballs!
Political Mad Libs
In a statement released last [DAY OF WEEK], [POLITICIAN] broke party lines by [VERB ENDING IN ING] [BRANCH OF POWER]’s decision on [CONTROVERSIAL NOUN], claiming that “We cannot allow our children to grow up in a world where the [ACTION] [OF/TO] [ACTION] is commonplace in American life.”
[OTHER POLITICIAN, SAME PARTY AS THE FIRST ONE] was swift to oppose this statement, arguing that “[SAME CONTROVERSIAL NOUN] has always captivated the public opinion. But outright [VERB ENDING IN ING] it will just further wrench us apart, pulling our beloved nation down a dark and divisive path.”
When asked by [PUBLICATION] reporters about [PRONOUN] response to [ORIGINAL POLITICIAN], [SURNAME OF SECOND POLITICIAN] replied that “Look, we all know about the tough questions posed by [SAME CONTROVERSIAL NOUN]. But we can’t in good conscience [THE SAME VERB THAT ENDED IN ING, BUT MINUS THE ING] [SAME CONTROVERSIAL NOUN]. That’s way too simple, and it doesn’t address the underlying cause behind it.”
[ORIGINAL POLITICIAN] did not respond to requests to comment.
lowercase letters
for no reason at all
i decided
to write poems
in all lowercase letters
somehow they look insightful
or cool or something like that
especially when
the ideas
in them
are spread
across multiple lines
in a haphazard way
maybe its just a poetry thing
or maybe we just
like simplicity
or maybe thats just how i see it
oh
and by the way
the absence of punctuation
in my mind
looks cool too
in the same inexplicable way
as the lowercase letters thing
no idea why though
and if its the same way with you
then try
reading this all again
with normal capitalization
and punctuation
rules
it will not be fun
