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Midsummer Crisis

Midsummer Crisis

Posted on 2 July 2021 by Jamie

Grownups have midlife crises; kids have mid-summer crises and mid-weekend crises. Teenagers have mid-childhood crises, the DC multiverse has mid-crisis crises, TV shows have mid-run crises(maybe at season 5 or so), the modern world has mid-apocalypse crises, these comics have mid-title text crises, authors of long book sagas have mid-series crises, phones have mid-battery life crises, languages have mid-evolution crises, dead people have mid-death crises, seeds have mid-germination crises, and the world is in a plain old crisis.

Crypto Mining

Posted on 31 May 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

"Wait, that's 'bitcoin cash'." "Oh, 'fool's bitcoin'."

Star Wars Day 2021

Star Wars Day 2021

Posted on 4 May 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

A reading from the gospel of Luke.

The Second Check-In for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The Second Check-In for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Posted on 3 May 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

DISEASE: "Can we at least agree to drop the 'horsemen' part? I mean, who uses HORSES for transportation anymore?" DEATH: "Yeah, but then what would we be? 'The Four Dudes Of The Apocalypse'?!" WAR: "We should still ride SOMEthing. How about SUVs? We'd be 'The Four Drivers Of The Apocalypse'!" FAMINE: "Actually, I kinda like 'dudes'." DEATH: "What?! I wasn't actually suggesting that!" FAMINE: "It SOUNDED like you were." DEATH: "NO I WASN'T!!!" WAR: "He never suggested that. I did." DEATH: "THANK-wait, what? You didn't suggest that!" WAR: "Well, YOU didn't, so who did?" DISEASE: "ME!" FAMINE: "ME!" EVERYONE: "YAAAAAGH!" [situation devolves into frenzied screaming]

A good week

Posted on 22 April 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

The police should be trained as social workers rather than soldiers.

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