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A good week

Posted on 22 April 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

The police should be trained as social workers rather than soldiers.

Cycle

Posted on 14 April 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

Let's go exploring!

Swipe

Posted on 10 March 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

ONE PHONE TO RULE THEM ALL. ONE PHONE TO FIND THEM. ONE PHONE TO BRING THEM ALL AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM. IN THE LAND OF MORDOR WHERE THE SHADOWS LIE.

Post-Apocalyptic Dystopia

Post-Apocalyptic Dystopia

Posted on 9 March 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

Of all possible post-apocalyptic dystopias, this one is probably the most boring.

Basketball

Posted on 7 March 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

Helium in a football would just confuse people, especially if Tom Brady was playing.

Non-video Participants

Non-video Participants

Posted on 11 February 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

The non-video participants outnumber us a thousand to one. They are an urgent national security issue.

Indicting Trump

Indicting Trump

Posted on 9 February 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

2024 UPDATE: “You can’t indict Trump; he used to be the President.”

Groundhog Day

Posted on 2 February 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

Meteorologists have attempted to clone Punxsutawney Phil to be more certain whether it will be winter or spring, but so far they have been unable to do so.

Gullible

Posted on 26 January 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

The game "Made You Look" just got a bit more interesting.

Operation: Cinder

Operation: Cinder

Posted on 23 January 20214 October 2026 by Jamie

Operation: Cinder actually started right after the election, reaching its height on January 6, where by order of the Emperor, the Capitol was to be scoured. Luckily, New Republic forces saved the congresspeople inside and saved the Capitol from annihilation.

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