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Month: August 2023

The Only Way

Posted on 12 August 202315 February 2025 by Jamie

…achieve net-zero carbon emissions by 2050…solve P=NP…upgrade the Antikythera mechanism…

…choose from this dropdown

…preserve the timeline
…complete my character arc
…unlock level 12
…avenge my father
…get accepted into an Ivy League school
…do my duty as an American citizen

Alien Invasion

Posted on 11 August 20231 August 2023 by Jamie

In the ensuing battle, the humans used concussion grenades to create a landslide, propelling J’Auk off the mountain and shattering his obsidian diadem. Gillian bounded down the stone slopes in pursuit of the alien king.

Waffles against Elon – part 10

Waffles against Elon – part 10

Posted on 8 August 20235 August 2023 by Jamie

Yes, I know that the robots assembling into bigger robots is from Voltron and not Transformers, but "Wafflemus Prime" sounds so much better than "Waffletron". Forgive me, fans.

Waffles against Elon – part 8

Waffles against Elon – part 8

Posted on 6 August 202315 August 2023 by Jamie

🎶 But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game 🎶

Waffles against Elon – part 7

Waffles against Elon – part 7

Posted on 5 August 20235 August 2023 by Jamie

The Laptop of Destiny isn't in Satan's posession, so a flaming sword will suffice.

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