Jamie Teleportation – A webcomic of madness and sanity

¡Mírame ICE!

Posted on 2 April 202526 April 2025 by Jamie

¡Mírame! ¡Estoy usando mi derecho constitucional de expresión libre, sin dañar a nadie! I must be a woke DEI terrorist. You should arrest me and send me to a Salvadorian prison.

(Soy ciudadano)

The Night Before Krampus – page 6

The Night Before Krampus – page 6

Posted on 16 February 202517 February 2025 by Jamie

Whenever you really hate someone, remind yourself that they’re probably not a dictator or a war criminal.

Government Efficiency

Government Efficiency

Posted on 14 February 202517 February 2025 by Jamie

Uncle Sam is looking remarkably efficient.

Uncle Sam sketch

Uncle Sam sketch

Posted on 12 February 202515 February 2025 by Jamie

Here’s a sketch I’ve been working on.

The Night Before Krampus – page 5

The Night Before Krampus – page 5

Posted on 3 February 20258 February 2025 by Jamie

His company’s HIE (Homogeneity, Inequity, and Exclusion) initiatives were abolished in 2020, though he’s considering bringing them back.

The Night Before Krampus – page 4

The Night Before Krampus – page 4

Posted on 1 February 20258 February 2025 by Jamie

As a kid, he went by “Ulysses S. McAllister”, but nobody got the joke and he eventually gave up.

The Night Before Krampus – page 3

The Night Before Krampus – page 3

Posted on 7 January 20258 February 2025 by Jamie

Krampus was briefly considered for the role of Secretary of Education while Trump looked for someone less qualified.

Jimmy Carter

Posted on 31 December 202416 February 2025 by Jamie

1924-2024

The Night Before Krampus – page 2

The Night Before Krampus – page 2

Posted on 31 December 20248 February 2025 by Jamie

In German it's pronounced /ˈkʁampʊs/ ("krawm-puss"), and in English it's more like "cram-puss". I like the German version better. Happy linguistics!

The Night Before Krampus – page 1

The Night Before Krampus – page 1

Posted on 31 December 20248 February 2025 by Jamie

Certain readers may observe that the title is misleading, since Krampus will obviously appear this night. Cleverer readers will point out that since Krampusnacht is December 5, this comic should take place then and not December 24. Those are valid critiques that we're going to ignore.

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