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Depalletizing

Posted on 14 September 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

I suppose humans are technically just machines with an advanced depalletizing system, a very accurate object detection/obstacle avoidance program, two audio sensors that each contain an internal gyroscope, a speaker system that also is the port for a rechargeable battery, a state-of-the-arts locomotion system which uses a form of hydraulics to move 4 limbs, each with 5 degrees of freedom (minus the 5 smaller appendages), an energy storage system that stores any excess from the rechargeable battery (but the specifics of this and the battery vary from human to human), and more cool features. As a bonus, the hydraulics system improves the more it is used, and the audio sensor/gyroscope can detect atmospheric pressure!

Shakespeare Spoilers

Shakespeare Spoilers

Posted on 7 July 20217 July 2021 by Jamie

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of denied conversations, Or to go up to a webpage of spoilers, and by clicking, SEE them?

Non-video Participants

Non-video Participants

Posted on 11 February 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

The non-video participants outnumber us a thousand to one. They are an urgent national security issue.

Online School With Cybernetic Arms

Online School With Cybernetic Arms

Posted on 10 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

If it works, it works!

Paper Vs Computer in a school

Paper Vs Computer in a school

Posted on 8 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

It's amazing the inconveniences we are willing to endure in the name of convenience.

Elementary School Emails

Elementary School Emails

Posted on 7 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

Based on a true story.

Online School Schedule

Online School Schedule

Posted on 3 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

"Y'know, when I was your age, we didn't even HAVE Hunger games..." — “Y’know, when I was your age, we didn’t even HAVE Hunger games…”

Back-To-School: 2020 edition

Back-To-School: 2020 edition

Posted on 1 September 202015 February 2025 by Jamie

2019: "Uh...the back-to-school industry took a hit?" 2020: "Yes..." 2019: "Nobody was going to school or something?" 2020: "Yes, and that is all because...?" 2019: "Because...the students went on strike??" 2020: "Keep guessing."

Wifi

Posted on 1 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

His school recently banned axes for this reason.

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