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The Only Way

Posted on 12 August 202315 February 2025 by Jamie

…achieve net-zero carbon emissions by 2050…solve P=NP…upgrade the Antikythera mechanism…

…choose from this dropdown

…preserve the timeline
…complete my character arc
…unlock level 12
…avenge my father
…get accepted into an Ivy League school
…do my duty as an American citizen

Alien Invasion

Posted on 11 August 20231 August 2023 by Jamie

In the ensuing battle, the humans used concussion grenades to create a landslide, propelling J’Auk off the mountain and shattering his obsidian diadem. Gillian bounded down the stone slopes in pursuit of the alien king.

The Blue Orange

The Blue Orange

Posted on 21 July 202231 December 2024 by Jamie

I, the cartoonist, completely made this up and am unaware if there is some scary blue orange that already exists in pop culture. If so, I apologize and did not mean to steal that idea. If not, then shoo, don’t steal my idea!

Edit: Turns out there’s some real Blue Oranges that I didn’t know about when making this comic.

You’ve heard this excuse before

You’ve heard this excuse before

Posted on 19 July 202215 February 2025 by Jamie

The climate has changed before, but never like this. Never in Earth’s history, except in the case of meteorite strikes, has the climate changed so quickly. And believe me, we’d know if there were meteorites on the way.

My Two Cents On Russia’s War In Ukraine

My Two Cents On Russia’s War In Ukraine

Posted on 18 July 202215 February 2025 by Jamie

What’s that? You were so focused on gas and inflation that you forgot about the war in Ukraine? The media moved on to the new crisis of the week and Ukraine is old news to you? Well I’ve got a media announcement for you: IT ISN’T!! These things don’t just go away! Also, there’s STILL a coup in Myanmar and STILL a genocide in China and STILL a climate crisis killing the world and STILL a pandemic and STILL rampant systemic racism and STILL so many other things that you have ignored because you have the attention span of a fruit fly. Things don’t just go away. Everything is still happening.

Reusable Speech

Reusable Speech

Posted on 17 July 202210 August 2023 by Jamie

Greta Thunberg’s speeches break this structure, though. She recognizes that hope only exists when people are willing to commit to solving a problem, or at least willing to try. Maybe someday we will actually do what we need to do. Maybe.

Both Sides

Posted on 15 July 202215 February 2025 by Jamie

ONE side thinks bothsidesism is stupid and just elevates any random opinion. That said, the OTHER side…

Ball drop

Posted on 31 December 202111 January 2022 by Jamie

FALLout? "Drop?" Yes, it's an astoundingly bad joke. But the ball drop DOES need improving. Anyway, happy new year!

Depalletizing

Posted on 14 September 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

I suppose humans are technically just machines with an advanced depalletizing system, a very accurate object detection/obstacle avoidance program, two audio sensors that each contain an internal gyroscope, a speaker system that also is the port for a rechargeable battery, a state-of-the-arts locomotion system which uses a form of hydraulics to move 4 limbs, each with 5 degrees of freedom (minus the 5 smaller appendages), an energy storage system that stores any excess from the rechargeable battery (but the specifics of this and the battery vary from human to human), and more cool features. As a bonus, the hydraulics system improves the more it is used, and the audio sensor/gyroscope can detect atmospheric pressure!

Technological Incompetence

Technological Incompetence

Posted on 10 August 202120 January 2022 by Jamie

I suppose technological incompetence is a fact of life.

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