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Row Your Boat

Posted on 6 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

Agent Smith's favorite nursery rhyme.

Wifi II

Posted on 3 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

When WILL he next strike?

Online School Schedule

Online School Schedule

Posted on 3 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

"Y'know, when I was your age, we didn't even HAVE Hunger games..." — “Y’know, when I was your age, we didn’t even HAVE Hunger games…”

Unsuccessful Food Sports

Unsuccessful Food Sports

Posted on 2 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

There was also Sushi Hockey and Blueberry Ping-Pong, but there wasn't enough room on the paper to include them all. Besides, none of those could compete with Quesadilla Shuffleboard

Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln

Posted on 2 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

I don't get why everybody fawns over Ronald Regan. I always thought that illegally selling weapons and then illegally giving a portion of the money (which was illegally allocated for the weapons) to the Contras was a BAD thing.

Back-To-School: 2020 edition

Back-To-School: 2020 edition

Posted on 1 September 202015 February 2025 by Jamie

2019: "Uh...the back-to-school industry took a hit?" 2020: "Yes..." 2019: "Nobody was going to school or something?" 2020: "Yes, and that is all because...?" 2019: "Because...the students went on strike??" 2020: "Keep guessing."

Wifi

Posted on 1 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

His school recently banned axes for this reason.

Chadwick Boseman

Chadwick Boseman

Posted on 30 August 202015 February 2025 by Jamie

1976-2020

Leonard Cohen Strikes Back

Leonard Cohen Strikes Back

Posted on 29 August 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

I hope democracy gets fixed/But all I learned from politics/Was how to stop the best investigators/To stop the law right in its tracks/To be mean and ignore the facts/While cartoons get to be the commentators/(Refrain: That is Trump-Pence/That is Trump-Pence/That's what you get/When you vo-o-o-o-ote for Trump-Pence) — I hope democracy gets fixed/But all I learned from politics/Was how to stop the best investigators/To stop the law right in its tracks/To be mean and ignore the facts/While cartoons get to be the commentators/(Refrain: That is Trump-Pence/That is Trump-Pence/That’s what you get/When you vo-o-o-o-ote for Trump-Pence)

The Laptop of Destiny

The Laptop of Destiny

Posted on 29 August 202015 February 2025 by Jamie

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