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Metric System Rally

Metric System Rally

Posted on 15 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

The Metric System rally was huge-the attendees covered 1,000 square feet of ground. — .

Online School With Cybernetic Arms

Online School With Cybernetic Arms

Posted on 10 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

If it works, it works!

The First Check-In for the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

The First Check-In for the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

Posted on 9 September 202015 February 2025 by Jamie

Privately, Death is jealous of Disease, but makes himself feel better by remining himself that diseases, wars, and famines all cause deaths.

Wifi III

Posted on 8 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

"Whenever I have wifi problems, I am deemed unfit for society and banished to Exillium." (5, 9, 1)

Elementary School Emails

Elementary School Emails

Posted on 7 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

Based on a true story.

Row Your Boat

Posted on 6 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

Agent Smith's favorite nursery rhyme.

Wifi II

Posted on 3 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

When WILL he next strike?

Online School Schedule

Online School Schedule

Posted on 3 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

"Y'know, when I was your age, we didn't even HAVE Hunger games..." — “Y’know, when I was your age, we didn’t even HAVE Hunger games…”

Unsuccessful Food Sports

Unsuccessful Food Sports

Posted on 2 September 20201 August 2023 by Jamie

There was also Sushi Hockey and Blueberry Ping-Pong, but there wasn't enough room on the paper to include them all. Besides, none of those could compete with Quesadilla Shuffleboard

Back-To-School: 2020 edition

Back-To-School: 2020 edition

Posted on 1 September 202015 February 2025 by Jamie

2019: "Uh...the back-to-school industry took a hit?" 2020: "Yes..." 2019: "Nobody was going to school or something?" 2020: "Yes, and that is all because...?" 2019: "Because...the students went on strike??" 2020: "Keep guessing."

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