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Month: September 2021

Depalletizing

Posted on 14 September 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

I suppose humans are technically just machines with an advanced depalletizing system, a very accurate object detection/obstacle avoidance program, two audio sensors that each contain an internal gyroscope, a speaker system that also is the port for a rechargeable battery, a state-of-the-arts locomotion system which uses a form of hydraulics to move 4 limbs, each with 5 degrees of freedom (minus the 5 smaller appendages), an energy storage system that stores any excess from the rechargeable battery (but the specifics of this and the battery vary from human to human), and more cool features. As a bonus, the hydraulics system improves the more it is used, and the audio sensor/gyroscope can detect atmospheric pressure!

Posted in Comics, Non-politicalTagged main cast, school, technology

9/11

Posted on 11 September 2021 by Jamie

A tribute to all that was lost on September 11, 2001

Posted in Comics, Non-politicalTagged in memory

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