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Month: March 2021

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Posted on 10 March 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

ONE PHONE TO RULE THEM ALL. ONE PHONE TO FIND THEM. ONE PHONE TO BRING THEM ALL AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM. IN THE LAND OF MORDOR WHERE THE SHADOWS LIE.

Post-Apocalyptic Dystopia

Post-Apocalyptic Dystopia

Posted on 9 March 202115 February 2025 by Jamie

Of all possible post-apocalyptic dystopias, this one is probably the most boring.

Basketball

Posted on 7 March 20211 August 2023 by Jamie

Helium in a football would just confuse people, especially if Tom Brady was playing.

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